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The Perfect Couple ------------------- Once upon a time, a perfect man and
a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy
Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand
Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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